I used to be the cooliest.

I think I did a good job

Messing around on a TF2 idle server Server: 63.215.74.26:27015

ramenoodles: “Titz, I think TF2 is glitching. It said you were dead and then you backstabbed me”

I have a personal translator whenever I don’t understand posts

So a while ago while derping around on the street going to the bus to go to school, I happened to stumble upon a Google Street View car. I was like “Hurr durr HOLY SHIT IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!” and I quickly thought how stupid I will look on Google Maps. Fast forward to today where I remembered about it. I decided to look it up and BAM there I am! All my dumbness imprinted on google maps.

thatboytitz:

Tumblr Name: thatboytitz
Nickname(s): TITZ, THATBOY, BEIBER, Moe, Pussy Clinton
Birthday: July 2nd
Relationship Status: Single but I have an open relationship with my hand
Random fact about you: My sister and I just got in an argument about whether or not you should wear pants while surfing the internet. She had pants on.
Hobbies/Interests: Video games (TF2), netflix, crying myself to sleep, talking to inanimate objects, Swimming, Water Polo, being fat, Food
Do you smoke/drink: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why Tumblr?:  Because shut up.

If anyone really cares, these were the pictures I was looking for. Take a gander at Titz circa ‘08-‘09

I just went back to myspace to download some pictures that for some reason I happened to have lost. I decided to read my messages from back then. These are amazing and embarrassing. 

My secret santa from Something Awful has finally arrived! In case you don’t know about Something Awful Secret Santa, every year all years is bee themed.

I got:

• 1 Note
• 2 Candy bags
• 2 angry bees
• 1 do it yourself Taco Kit
• 1 patent pending Taco to Nachos kit as seen on TV!